Tuesday, June 25, 2019

june 25 2019

2 INCHES OF DEAD FLYS IS MY GOAL OF THE DAY...  ON THE DONKEY CAMERA---  IF IT IS TURNED IN THE DIRECTION OF TEH "CAFE le DONK"  YOU CAN SEE MY LEAST EFFICIENT FLY CATCHER-- THE REALLY ACTIVE ONE IS BEHIND TEH DUMPSTER  WHICH I THINK IS OFF CAMERA.. 

SO HOW YOU DO THIS? ......YOU BUY  ONE POUND OF CHICKEN LIVERS-- EAT 3/4'S OF THEM-- AND PUT THE OTHER 1/4 IN THE BOTTOM OF TEH "GALLON JUG CATCHER..."  ( WITH TOP SEVERED AND INVERTED..seal with duct tape....)   WITH A LITTLE WATER----- FIRST DAY IT IS NOT TOO BAD... BUT LET THE SUN GET  ON IT AND HEAT IT UP JUST A BIT AND IT WILL  BE MUCH MORE EFFICIENT--( AND STINK) -- TOTALLY CHEMICAL FREE-- IT CAN BE FLUSHED ( OR BURIED WHERE A DOG CAN NOT DIG IT  UP) 
MY SUCCESS HAS BEEN 4 INCHES WHICH THEN HAS TO BE "RENEWED" BECAUSE IT WAS  GETTING  CLOSE TO  COVERING THE ENTRANCE HOLE.

THERE ARE DIFFERENT FLYS-- NORMAL HOUSEHOLD-- SHINEY HOUSEHOLD-   SHINEY BIGGER HEADS 3/4 INCH  BITERS-- -- THESE COME IN GREEN HEADS TOO-- BUT USUALLY NEARER THE SALT MARSHES OF THE COASTLINE.--- THEN TEH 1.5  GREY AND BLACK REALLY BAD BITERS  -  THE GREY AND BLACK ARE THANKFULLY LONERS-- WE USUALLY SEE ONLY ONE OR TWO A YEAR.  BUT THEY CAN CAUSE EVEN THE MOST SEDENTARY DONKEY TO RUN AROUND TO TRY AND GET IT OFF THERI BACK .
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people have asked......
I DO HAVE A MOSQUITO CATCHER-- MIGHT COST YOU $20 TO SET UP  INSTEAD OF TEH $500 VARIETY-
 IT IS A 20 INCH WINDOW "BOX FAN"   WITH   NETTING-- NOTHING FANCY.... WHICH CAN BE FOUND AT A FABRIC STORE==  WITH AN OFFICE STAPLER MAKE THE NETTING INTO A FUNNEL WHICH YOU THEN - TIE ONTO THE EXIT SIDE OF TEH FAN-  HERE COMES THE HARD PART...Attracting the mosquitos--- THE MOST SUCCESSFUL I HAD WAS IN THE DOOR OF THE DOG KENNEL-- I WOULD LEAVE THE LIGHT ON TO ATTRACT THE MOSQUITOS-- AND MOTHS AND A FEW OTHERE ODD THINGS...- TEH FAN WOULD SEND THEM  INTO THE NETTING  WHERE THEY WOULD STAY...

2 FACTS-- ONE NIGHT..... I SET UP A $500 commercial  MOSQUITO catcher ABOUT 10 FEET AWAY FROM MY FAN CONTRAPTION.. AND I CAPTUREd 8 MOSQUITOS- BY ACTUAL COUNT.... but..   IN MY NETTING I HAD THOUSANDS-- BEFORE I  CONDENSED TEHM BY STEPPING ON THEM IT LOOKED LIKE 1/2 A CUP.

second fact--- to capture tehm i twisted the net close to the fan and  set the collection of very live mosquitos on the dog house roof.  and soaked it with " BUG killer"    4 hours later  tehy were all still alive- which is when i just stepped on them=  that worked.  save your money... ---  my foot was easily more effective than teh chemical.

actually  third fact----  i couldn't even give away my $500  mosquito catcher  to friends who had "heard about clearing 1/4 an acre  like the ad said...they kept giving it back to me as useless-- i eventually set it out on the street--- where it was for a very long time before i took it to the dump.

before you believe what you hear... follow the dollar....

thus endeth the lesson for the day--
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sad note?  i  was afraid  include teh names oof teh products-- because tehy are big wealthy companies.