Paraprosdokians . A FINE FORM OF HUMOR
... GOOGLE IT FOR A GOOD LAUGH--- THANK YOU TO THE DOZEN OR SO PEOPLE WHO
KNEW THT WORD , AND PASSED IT ON TO ME
ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE-- ALOT OF CAMERA PEOPLE RESEARCHED THE BRASS
RING PROBLEM--ONE HAS EVEN SENT ME A BUNCH- BLESS YOU-
TIME IS THE ONLY REAL CURRENCY-
AND YOU ALL HAVE LOTS OF IT
YOU'RE A COMMITTEE OF GOOGLE EXPERTS.
EVER SINCE THE EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL PINK ENVELOPE SUPPORT FOR TEAL AND 57 I
HAVE TRIED TO FIGURE OUT HOW I CAN CAPITALIZE ON THE TIME AND CONSIDERABLE
ABILITIES OF THIS MASSIVE CP ARMY--
IAM STILL THINKING... BUT REST ASSURED I AM BECOMING VERY AWARE OF HOW
MUCH BETTER IT GOES IF I GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE LEGWORK...
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IT WORKS BOTH WAYS THO.. I KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO COULD KEEP
ME ON SCHEDULE - REMINDING ME OF A DENTIST APPT.... OR CURRENTLY ---- HOW LONG I
AM SUPPOSED TO KEEP WINSTON SEPARATED...
SO NOW-- I CAN NOT SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH WINSTON, AND SHOUL D LET HIM GET
BACK IN CIRCULATION EXCEPT IF I DID I WOULD GET UP TO 50 IRATE EMAILS FROM
CAMERA PEOPLE REMINDING ME GEORGE SAID 5 WEEKS AND IT IS ONLY 4.
HE LOOKS FINE TO ME... I SHOULD GO TO GEORGE'S AND DO ANOTHER XRAY-
THAT DIGITAL XRAY IS IMPRESSIVE..
I WONDER IF THE ULTRASOUND COULD BE A FILE FOR ME TO ATTACH TO THIS DAILY
DOGGIE---- GEORGE ?????
(HE SKIMS THRU THIS TO SEE IF THERE ARE ANY COMMENTS HE SHOULD
ADDRESS)
AND-- GEORGE-- AND ALL THE RECIPIENTS -- WHILE YOU ARE AT
IT... JANINE IS WRITING THE STORY OF SDP AND WANTS FUNNY STORIES CONNECTED TO
SDP--I HAVE BEEN AROUND DANVERS ANIMAL HOSPITAL FOR YEARS-- THERE MUST BE ONES
YOU REMEMBER LIKE THE VAN FULL OF 11 LIVELY PUPS NEEDING
A RABIES SHOT-- AND THEY ARE ALL IDENTICAL-- THINGS LIKE THAT... WE HAVE BEEN
THRU THE MILL.
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ANIMAL EPISODES-- MY PREVIOUS "WORK EXPERIENCE" WAS MUCH
MORE COMICAL- CHASING 8 LOOSE DONKIES THRU BOSTON TRAFFIC OR LAUNDRY BASKETS
FILL OF RABBITS..
EVEN THO SDP IS THE MORE HEART WARMINMG STORY-- AE WAS
BY FAR THE MORE COMICAL-
SOME STUFF YOU COULD NOT MAKE UP-
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ANYWAY SHE HAS IN MIND MAKING IT AN EBOOK???? ON OUR WEB PAGE STORE " THE
DOGGIE BAG"
THIS DOGGIE BAG STILL HAS A FEW ODD THINGS THAT NEED CORRECTING-- BUT IT
IS NEARLY OPERATIONAL-- AND WE MAY NEED HELP IF OUR CURRENT SYSTEM IS NOT
TOTALLY EFFICIENT.. THT PAYPAL NEEDS A COMMENT SO PEOPLE CAN SAY IF THEY WANT A
STUB/LOOP/ OR SNAP ON SOME OF THESE MONKEY FISTS
GOOD EXAMPLE---
SOMEBODY ASKED FOR 2 MONKEY FISTS 2" WITH LOOPS TO PUT ON HIS
LUGGAGE-
SO I MADE THEM-- AND FORGOT WHO WANTED THEM-- SO THEY SIT HERE-- GLARING
AT ME- REMINDING ME- EFFICIENCY IS A VAGUE DESIREABLE CONCEPT-- LIKE THE
FOUNTAINOF YOUTH.
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SHELIA AND I FINISHED OFF THE GIFT CERTIFICATES SOMEONE LEFT HERE FOR THE
CHEESECAKE FACTORY.
WE HAD JUST COME FROM DELIVERING AN ENVELOPE TO LONGS JEWELERS-- WITH
BAILEY--
SHE WAS PERFECTLY BEHAVED EXCEPT SHE HAS A PROBLEM WHICH WAS POINTED OUT
TO US BY THE MANAGER
"SHE IS LEAKING""
LONGS IS A VERY FANCY PLACE-- FULL OF VERY WELL HEELED PEOPLE-- WHAT
CROSSED MY MIND IS ... THEY HAVE PROBABLY HAD MANY OLDER FEMALE CUSTOMERS
WITH SOMEWHAT THE SAME PROBLEM- ONLY NOT SO OBVIOUS.
WE WERE PREPARED-- HE WAS NOT.
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SOOOOO,,, A DAVID REPORT FROM FACEBOOK
