HAPPY 19th - THERE... THAT GETS RID OF ALL THE BIRTHDAY/ANIVERSARIES I WAS SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER FOR THIS MONTH. DOING ALL THE WELL WISHING ON ONE DAY-- THE 19th--- CERTAINLY SAVES ALOT OF TIME AND EFFORT.
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14 ADULTS DUE HERE TO VOLUNTEER -- I THINK THEY WILL BE ABLE TO PUT UP A
NEW CHICKEN FENCE...-- THIS WILL ALSO GIVE US ANOTHER PUPPY PEN DOWN NEXT TO THE
T TENT..
I GOT A BIGGER DUMPSTER IN CASE WE COULD CLEAN THE ARENA ALSO..
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THIS BOOK JANINE IS FORCING ME TO TRY AND PUT TOGETHER
MAYBE YOU ALL CAN HELP-- CAN YOU JUST EMAIL ME THE FUNNIEST SDP STORY
YOU CAN REMEMBER-- I SHOULD JUST NEED THE TOPIC- A ND THEN I CAN FINISH THIS
BOOK THING
I GUESS THE MOST TOUCHING WOULD WORK TOO-- EXCEPT I ALREADY USED THE TEAL
AND 57 STORY..
WHEN YOU EMAIL ME WITH STUFF USE DOG STORY AS THE TOPIC SO I CAN SEE
THEM..
THAT WOULD BE A HUGE HELP.. YOU ALL TELL ME YOU LAUGH AT THESE DD-- AND LL
I DO IS TELL WHAT IS HAPPENING
-- IT IS AMUSING I GUESS....-- MOSTLY BECAUSE OF WHT WE CONSIDER NORMAL--
WHICH IS WHAT ALSO MAKES IT HARD TO WRITE-- BECAUSE I DON'T SEE ANYTHING AMUSING
ABOUT CALLING UP SOMEONE AND ASKING TO BORROW 4 PIGS FOR THE DAY.
SHE PUT TOGETHER THE ANIMAL EPISODES YEARS--AND LEFT ME WITH TRYING TO
EXPLAIN WHY I BASICALLY LIVE IN A DOG KENNEL NOW.
WELL---- IT IS AMUSING... I CAN NOT CONCIEVE OF LIVING IN A RETIREMENT
COMMUNITY WITHOUT HAVING TO FEED 50 DOGS AND NEARLY AS MANY PEOPLE.-
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I WAS TRYING TO HELP THE CONVERSATION IN THE ECAD 'S EXPLORE AND SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT LU USING SHAVINGS WITH HER PUPS--AND WITH LONGER HAIR THAN
DANES, EVEN CLEAN SAVINGS AND PUPS LOOKED DISHEVELED- ----- ONE OF THE CAMERA
PEOPLE CAME BACK AT ME- THINKING I WAS BEING CRITICAL OF LU-- AND COMPARED MY
DISCHEVELED KITCHEN TO LU'S PUPPY PEN..
AN INTERESTING COMAPRISON... I AM SURE BOTH ARE CLEAN- BUT THE GENERAL
ORGANIZATION MAY BE HARD TO UNDERSTAND..
ALONG THOSE LINES WILL EVERYONG PLEASE EAT MORE POTATO CHIPS-- EVEN THE CAMERA PEOPLE THINK THE AMOUNT OF POTATO CHIPS ON THE COUNTERS IS EXCESSIVE..
THERE ARE NEARLY AS MANY BROWNIES TOO..
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AND THEN THERE WAS THE CAMERA PERSON WHO DECIDED MEGNAN WAS TOO ROUGH WITH ONXY BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT ONXY HAD PEE'D ON THE FLOOR WHEN IN FACT MEGAN WAS PREVENTING AN ARGUEMENT FROM STARTING BETWEEN MERLOW AND ONYX.
PRETTY FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF PEE ON THE FLOOR WE DEAL WITH DAILY---- IF SHE IS GOING TO GET UPSET AT THAT--- WE ARE ALL IN TROUBLE.
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THEN WE HAVE BECKY #3-- SHE IS OFF AND RUNNING... SHE GOT THROWN OUT OF THE
REGISTRY BY SOME INSPECTER WHO KEPT CALLING STANLEY A PET DOG... HE SHUDA KNOWN
BETTER...
IT STRIKES ME AS A PARTICUL.ARLY POOR DECISION TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE AMOUNT OF OUR TAX DOLLARS WENT TO TEACHING HER HOW TO
STRANGLE SOMEONE WITH HER BARE HANDS IN THE MILATARY..
I TOLD HER TO GET TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE
BECKY #1 SUGGESTED SHE CALL ELAINE ALANIS WHO IS SOME KIND OF
DISCRIMINATION ATTORNEY IN BOSTON---- I GUESS JADE USED HER WHEN THE MGR OF A
CUMBERLAND CALLED HER A B#TCH FOR INSISTING HER DOG STAY WITH HER.
JADE HAS A NEW TRUCK..
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*I WISH I COULD FIND SOMEONE TO CALL ME A B#TCH SO I COULD GET A NEW
TRUCK...
I SHUDA CALLED THAT ELAINE WHEN I GOT THROWN OUT OF DUNKIN DONUTS A COUPLE
YEARS BACK-- ALL I GOT WAS A NICE LETTER AND A $25 GIFT CARD....
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I MUST AWAY TO GATHER THE FRUITS OF SOMEONE ELSE'S LABOR--
NAMELY A NEW CHICKEN FENCE... HOPEFULLY.
