IT'S REALLY P-A-U-L AND EARLENE'S 45th? THEY DON'T LOOK OLD
ENOUGH.... THEY MUST HAVE BEEN MARRIED WHEN THEY WERE 4 YEARS OLD.
I AM VERY HAPPY TO REPORT EARLENE IS BACK FROM N.C. BOTH BAILEY AND
CHAOS WERE XXXXXXXXXX
I WANTED TO USE THE EXTREMELY HAPPY WORD ?EUSTATIC??AND FOUND WITH SPELL
CHECK THAT EUSTATIC MEANS A RISE IN SEA LEVEL-- NOT EVEN CLOSE.
******TODAY IS THE DAY I START WITH FIGHTING WITH THE PRINTER TO PUT 1148 NUMJBERS ON 1148 3/4 INCH DOTS-- THEN IF I AM LUCKY, A LIST OF THE 1148 PEOPLE WHO ARE POTENTIAL CANDIDATES FOR THE SHATUPON SOCIETY..
IT IS A BATTLE BETWEEN ME AND THAT #$%&*(^*) ( WIRELESS )
PRINTER.
IT TALKS TO ME---PERFECT SENTANCES"YOU WANT ME TO --WHAT?".
" YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT- I AM CHEWING UP THE LAST BIT OF PAPER"
"JUST MAKE DO WITH 647 NUMBERS- I AM TIRED"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START WITH 648"
"YOU HAVE CAUSED ME TO EXSANGUINATE-NOW JUST TRY AND PUT IN A NEW INK CARTRIDGE"
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SPRING HAS CERTAINLY SPRUNG--- BETTER CHECK YOU COFFEE FOR FLOATERS--
FLYING ANTS ARE THE SPECIALITY HERE.************
THE BIG==HUGE== WONDERFUL SIGHT YESTERDAY WAS DAVID'S CANE NEXT TO THE FRONT DOOR.-- IT WS THERE ALL DAY--- REPLACED BY DUSTIN-- RMEMBER VALERIE'S QUOTE...."I SWAPPED MY CANE FOR A DANE" IN REAL LIFE..
THIS PLACE IS A PANACEA OF THINGS IN NEED OF A FIXER..HE IS
GOOD.
YESTERDAY'S CHALLANGE IS/(WAS) THE NEW YUPPIES DID NOT HAVE THE TIN DISH
TO CATCH THE TREATS-- SO THERE WAS NOT THE IMMEDIATE NOISE OF SUCCESS . ?
NONSENSE? TRY THE HUMAN EQUILIVANT OF QUARTERS HITTING THE METAL TRAY IN LOS
VEGAS SLOT MACHINES.. YOU CAN WIN $2.00 AND THE NOISE IT MAKES CAUSES EVERYONE
IN THE ROOM TO THINK YOU WON 2 MILLION. IT IS ALSO THE EQUILIVant of the
concept of clicker s WHICH REQUIRE INSTANTANEOUS CLICK.-
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AND THEN WE HAD THE BABY DIAPER COOLING SYSTEM--
DAVID TELLS US--( YET TO BE TRIED TODAY) IF YOU TAKE ALL THE STUFFING OUT
OF 2 BABY DIAPERS, SOAK IT IN WATER, THEN STUFF THE GELATONOUS GLOB INTO PANTY
HOSE, YOU THEN HAVE THE "COOLING PACKETS" THEY USE IN IRAQ UNDER THEIR ARMOR
AND IN THEIR HELMETS.
SO WE NEED PANTY HOSE TODAY TO TRY IT
YESTERDAY DAVE MADE GREAT STRIDES IN GOING TO A GROCERY STORE BUYING
FLAVORED WATER.... NOW APPLY THAT CONCEPT TO GOING INTO A CUMBERLAND
CONVENIENCE STORE ASKING TO BUY PANTY HOSE... HE JUST DOES NOT LOOK THE PANTY
HOSE TYPE.
THAT IS AS BAD AS THE DAY I WENT INTO A DRUG STORE ASKING TO BUY 3
PREGNANCY TESTS ----- ( FOR THE DOGS-- DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK)
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ERIC AND OLIVER ARE OUT OF THE USUAL 24 HOUR SECLUSION AND OSCAR SEEMS TO
HAVE TH E IDEA-- MNARIA TOOK THEM TO COSTCO FOR A TEST RUN.. THEY MADE IT
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FUNNY STORIE #782
GOT TO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WISH FOR....
I TRIED TO NAP ON A BAR STOOL IN TH E T TENT WITH NEAR DISASTEROUS
RESULTS-- I MENTIONED TOTHE PEOPLE STANDING AROUND THAT I NEEDED A BETTER
OUTSIDE NAPPING PLACE... JACK WENT DOWN THE DRIVEWAY WITH LAURA AND 1/2 MILE
DOWN THE STREET WAS A MAN PUTTING OUT A RRECLINER WITHTHE WORD "FREE" ON IT..
I COULD NOT HAVE A BETTER ONE. LOOKS LIKE SOME CAT CLAWED ONE ARM-- BUT
AROUND HERE THAT IS MINOR. AT LEAST THE ARM WASN'T EATEN.
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SOME CAMERA PEOPLE ARRIVED AND ARE STASHED SOMEWHERE--
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ALTHO WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE DO SOMEHOW, IN THE FUTURE IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL IF
VISITING CP OVERNIGHTERS MADE CLEAR HOW MANY AND WHAT GENDER...
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NOW-- ALL YOU ENGLISH MAJORS.... I NEED HELP WITH A WORD...
THERE IS A WORD FOR A KIND OF SENTANDE WHERE THE TAIL END OF A SENTANCE
IS-- UNUSUAL/A SURPRISE/ UNEXPECTED
LIKE
" THE DOG BARKED SO HARD THE GARAGE DOOR WENT UP"
I SAW THT WORD SOMEWERE-- AND IT DOES GOOGLE.
UNFORTUNTELY YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO WORD TO KNOW HOW TO GOOGLE IT.
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WE WILL BE SH#TTING -- PUTTING NUMBERS ABOUT 2:45--
FYI
ALL THE NUMBERS GET PLACED ONCE-- THEN NEARLY ALL-- AT RANDOM--- GET
PLACED A SECOND TIME JUST TO FILL THE BOARD. I FIGURE THAT IS FAIR BECAUSE OF
THE RANDOM CHOOSING AS WE PLACE THEM-- EVERYONE PUTTING ON NUMBERS-- USUALLY
ABOUT 6 PEOPLE-- WILL HAAVE A FEW NUMBERS LEFT .. WE CAN NOT PUT THEM 3 TO A
SQUARE BECAUSE IF IT IS NOT A TIDY GLOB OF POO WE WOULD HAVE TROUBLE WITH
DIVIDING INTO 3RD. ---- DIVIDING EACH SQUARE IN HALF IS NO PROBLEM-- THE
DIAGIONAL IS VERY ACCURATE--AND WE ARE OFF LINE AT THE MOMENT
GOT TO CHASE THAT.
