2 business matters first...
the ups and fedex celebrations every day are wonderful and
filling some big gaps in our operation-- from stuffed giraffes to snap hooks to
fleece blankets to flea killer...they are wonderful and don't stop.. but i can
not keep up with the thank yous that my mother made me write to aunt mildred for
the silver spoon EVERY CHRISTMAS.
and i don't twit-- facebook confuses me-- and i don't have
time to figure it all out- so if i do the wrong thing not friending or
twitting properly tell megan and hillary about it apparently the younger
generation twits-- i know they do a lot of things i never heard of... i prefer
to think my mind is just full... not incapable .
now to the problem of the day-- and it is a big
one--
we operrate 2 businesses here along with SDP-- that
is
THE PUPPY BREATH BOTTLING COMPANY AND
THE FROZEN RODENT DELIVERY COMPANY--
I MUST BE SURE TO INCLUDE THEM ON OUR NEXT IRS 990 FORM
WHERE I HAVE TO SWEAR I AM NOT OPPERATING A TANNING SALON---( A FACT - I WOULD
GIVE YOU THE LINE # BUT I CAN'T EASILY FIND THE OLD FORMS.))
YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT THE EARLENE AND HER BOTTLING PROCESS...
WE HAVE SOLD OVER 100 AND I HOPE SALES CONTINUE AFTER CHRISTMAS--- THE NEED TO
SMILE CONTINUES
CAMERA MARK PUT ONE VIAL IN THE BACK OF HIS DESK DRAWER SO
A YEAR FROM NOW WHEN HE DECIDES TO CLEAN HIS DESK AGAIN HE WILL FIND IT AND IT
WILL PROVIDE ANOTHER SMILE.
DARN FEW THINGS CAN BE GUARENTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE A YEAR
FROM NOW.
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SO ON TO THE FROZEN RODENT DELIVERY COMPANY--
SEVERAL FACTS...
WHEN YOU HAVE CHICKENS YOU HAVE RATS AND MICE -- SQUIRRELS AND
CHIPMUNKS AND A FEW OTHER THINGS
WE CAN NOT HAVE POISONS- A POISONED DEAD RAT IS A CHEW TOY IN
ANY DOG'S LANGUAGE-- SO WE HAVE SNAP TRAP KILLED PERFECTLY FAT HEALTHY RATS- I
GO ALONG WITH TEMPLE GRANDIN THAT AUTISTIC GENIUS WHO REDID THE BEEF
PROCESSING INDUSTRY-- THERE IS A BOOK I AM SURE YOU CAN FIND IT- HUMANE
SLAUGHTER OF FOOD ANIMALS.
THOSE RATS ARE A HEALTY FOOD SOURCE FOR THE OWLS AND HAWKS
THAT GEORGE(DVM) REHABILITATES... THESE RATS LIVING
PART TIME IN THE STATE FORESST BEHIND US ARE HUGE BY ANY CITY
STANDARDS
THIS EXPLAINS WHY THE FREEZER IN THE GUEST HOUSE OFTEN HAS A
GENEROUS SUPPLY OF DEAD RATS-- CAREFULLY BAGGED-- BUT THEY HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO
SLIDE OUT WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR--- I TRY AND REMEMBER TO WARN GUESTS OF THIS
ODDITY.
THIS STORY REALLY IS GOING SOMEWHERE
CRITICAL....
MEGAN AND I CAME UP THE DRIVEWAY AND INSTINCTILY DUCKED AS A
HUGE BIRD FLEW OVER THE VAN --- CARRYING SOMETHNG SOON TO BE DEAD-- MEGAN
THOUGHT IT TOO BIG FOR A RAT-
I QUICKLY COUNTED THE 8 PUPS NOW IN THE NUTT HOUSE AND MINI
PUPPY HILL- THEY ARE GETTING LARGE... BUT I KNOW OF STORIES ABOUT SMALL DOGS
BEING CARRIED OFF BY BIRDS IN THE PLUMB ISLAND AREA...5 AIR MILES
AWAY
I KNOW FLASHING PIE PLATES HUNG OVERHEAD ON LINES KEEP
HAWKS AWAY-- MY PROOF IS THAT WE STILL HAVE MORE CHICKENS THAN PAUL CAN
ACCURATELY COUNT.
AND THE CHICKEN YARD IS COVERED WITH FLASHING
PANS.
MOXIE PUPS ARE CONSIDERABLY SMALLER-- WE HAVE ALL SEEN THAT
HAWK HANGING AROUND HIGH IN THE TREES-- SO IT IS PIE PLATE TIME.. TODAY-- WE
NEED A COUPLE ON THE DECK AND IN THE MINI PUPPY HILL.
MY DAUGHTER JANINE--WHO IS ALREADY APPALLED AT ALL THE
LAUNDRY HANGING ON EVERY FENCE WILL HAVE A NASTY COMMENT ABOUT PIE PLATES IN THE
TREES.
DANM SHAME... .....
THIS IS THE DAUGHTER WHO-- WITH OUR DONKEY--- MARY---- AND
A GROUP OF 10 WELL HYDRATED FRIENDS IN OUR COA VAN( WITH A DESIGNATED
DRIVER) .....CHARGED $200 TO HAMILTON RESIDENTS TO HAVE THEM SING CHRISTMAS
CAROLS AT THEIR DOORSTEP-- AND ALSO CHARGED $300 TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT WANT THEM TO SING--- A BENEFIT FOR THAT HOPE FOR HORSES FUND
SHE RUNS.. JANINE IS A VERY ENTHUSIASTIC SINGER -- AND IS TOTALLY TONE
DEAF.
SO BACK TO THE PIE PLATE JOB.
MUST DO..
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THERE ARE ALOT OF STRANGE THINGS AROUND HERE WHICH ARE EASILY
EXPLAINED BUT NONE THE LESS ODD.
ONE LAST TIDBIT-- ANOTHER THANKS-----BEING ABLE TO RUN 16 PUPS
AT ONCE IS POSSIBLE DUE TO THE ABUNDENCE OF 3 X 6 CARDBOARD... 16 PUPS--
JUST OUT OF BED -- GOTTA GO 16 TIMES 2 PIECES OF CARDBOARD PER... AND WE ARE
ALL TIDY FPOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTES...
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SNDAY STEWING NORMALL
AND NEITHER THE CHURCH OR WALMART AS BEEN ABLE TO CONVINCE ME
THAT CHRISTMAS IS DIFFERENT THAT THE OTHER 364 DAYS OF THE YEAR-- SO I/WE WILL
BE HERE THEN TOO..
