I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD
FIND M'Y FIGHT WITH TECHNOLOGY INTERESTING BUT IT CONSUMED MY ENTIRE DAY
YESTERDAY- I NEVER GOT TO EVEN PAT A PUPPY MYSELF--- THANK HEAVENS FOR MEGAN AND
THE VOLUNTEERS.
the camerA-- YESTERDAY EXPLORE SENT ME ANOTHER BOX FULL OF STUFF WITH THE
IDEA I SHOULD REPLACE THE EQUIPMENT I HAD HERE WHICH HAS BEEN MALFUNCTIONINGG
REGULARLY
THE VERY STURDY CASE HELD 27 ITEMS-- MANY OF THEM WIRES WHICH ARE
SOMETIMES SIMPLE TO ATTACH BECAUSE OF MATCHING GAUSINTAS--- (MALE GAUSINTAS GOES
INTO MATCHING FEMALE GAUSINTAS- ) NOT TOO HARD TO FIGURE OUT .. AND A 600 PAGE
INSTRUCTION MANUAL 150 PAGES IN ENGLISH THE REST SPANISH FRENCH AND
CHINESE- THUS DESCRIBING THE WORLD FINANCAL SITUATION.
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PAGE 1 ==== FIRST 2 LINES OF PRINT........THANK YOU FOR BUYING THIS
CAMERA..... read the entire manual--- and when soimething malfunctions consult
troubleshooting on page 140----not A PROMISING CONCEPT
THEN IT WENT ON TO IDENTIFY THE 66 DIFFERENT BUTTONS ON THE CAMERA( BY
ACTUAL COUNT)
THAT IS WHAT I DID ALL DAY.. THAT IS WHY THE CAMERA WAS DOWN SEVERAL
TIMES-- AND WHY IT RAN ADS INSTEAD OF PUPPIES.. IT HAD A DEMO MODE THAT
NEITHER EXPLORE OR I COULD FIGURE OUT- SOME CAMERA PERSON COMMENTED "I
DON'T WANT TO WATCH ADS" WELL NEITHER DID I-- AND IT WAS AFTER I HAD
ALREADY SPENT HOURS TRYING TO GET RID OF THE THINGS... I ALMOST SAID
"#%%&^%&*&*&)(*)**(&$$$@!!" I AM NOT SURE WHY I DIDN'T...
EXCEPT SOME OF THESE CAMER people aRE VERY NICE AND FORGIVING.
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ONWARD....
MY COMPUTER IS AT THE HOSPITAL-- FOR CLEANING... PAUL SAID MAYBE A SIMPLE
FIX OF VACUUMING OUT THE DOG HAIRS FROM 5 YEARS MIGHT FIX ALOT OF THINGS... BUT
I THINK IT IS MORE THAN THAT...IT DOES VERY STRANGE THINGS GOOGLE AMAZOn....
AND IT DISPLAYS BASKET WEAVING IN BRAZIL.. IT IS SICK..
I PLAYED WITH COMPUTERS AT MIT A LONG TIME AGO WHEN IF THE
COMPUTER DID SOMETHING WRONG IT WAS BECAUSE YOU TOLD IT TO DO THAT. IN BLACK
AND WHITE IT WAS SIMPLE TO MAKE IT SAY 2+2=7 - NOW IT DOES THAT ALL BY
ITSELF IN TECHNICOLOR AND THERE IS NO KNOWN WAY TO CORRECT--- IT WHILE ASKING
IF YOU WANT to BUY VIagra in canada.
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now as for the training of ebony IN THE PUPPY HILL
BUNCH..- SHE HAS BEEN BAD OF LATE--- AND BEFORE SHE GETS ANY BIGGER TIME HAS
COME FOR HER TO LEARN TO SPEAK "WHIFFLE" ---- AS IN WHIFFLE BAT.
PLAN IS USUALLY FOR MEGAN TO TELL THEM TO WAIT WHILE SHE PUTS
THE FOOD OUT AND THEN CALL THEM-- BUT EBONY JUMPS THE GUN AND GETS EVERYONE
RUNNING TOO SOON,,
THAT HAS TO STOP--- AND IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO
MAKE THEM STOP BY SAYING "PLEASE" LET ME SEE YOU DO IT... UNTIL THEN....
I TOLD MEGAN TO START WITH JUST EBONY--- TELL HER TO WAIT--
PUT SOME CANNED FOOD IN HER DISH- AND WHEN SHE RUNS UP TO SKARF IT DOWN SLAM AN
DBANG ON THE FEED TABLE WITH THE WHIFFLE BAT AND MAKE ALL KINDS OF NOISE---
DON'T HIT HER JUST THE TABLE---
MEGAN DID THAT 3 TIMES - NOW EBONY WAITS AND SAYS "MAY I?"
THEY HAVE TO BEHAVE-- NOTHING LIKE 150 POUNDS OF POORLY
BEHAVED ANIMAL-- DOG OR TEENAGER...
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IF YOU ARE NOW OBSERVAnt you will notice if i even take the
whiffle bat out of the holder on my golf cart--every dog within earshot stops
and looks...
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I THINK PAUL WILL BE HERE TODAY ... HE HAS HAD CHAOS FOR
OVERNIGHTS THE PAST 2 NIGHTS HE USUALLY GETS HERE ABOUT 8-- IT WILL BE
INTERESTING TO SEE CHAOS REACTION TO HER PUPS WHEN SHE GETS BACK..
HILARY IS HERE AGAIN.. SHE MANAGES TO SLEEP== IT IS ALL ABOUT
ORGANIZATION ( AND QUANTITY OF FOOD FED THE NIGHT BEFORE) HILLARY SAID THEY
DID WAKE UP AT 2 BUT SHE TOLD THEM TO GO TO SLEEP-- AND THEY DID.
BECAUSE SHE IS HERE-- BUMPY IS HERE.. AND WHEN HE IS-- I LET
HIM OUT ABOTU 6AM WHICH MEANS ABOUT 7AM I OPEN THE FRONT DOOR AND YELL "BUMPY"
THIS IS THE 3RD DAy in a row -- i wonder what the neighbors
think.
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i have no schedule today first i have to figure out whAT DAY
IT IS
HERE COME THE 16 HOODLUMS...
