I AM PRETTY SURE IT IS SATURDAY--- MY COMPUTER ONLY TELLS ME IT IS
12/15-
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO REMEMBER THAT JUST IN CASE....
. OLIVE IS HERE AND IT IS HER 8TH DAY--- AND HILARY SHOULD BE BRINGING
BUMPY-- SHOULD SHE BE IN THE MOOD, YOU COULD COUNT 63 DAYS.. SHOULD SHE NOT
BE INTHE MOOD WE SHOULD GET OUT THE BANDAIDS IN CASE SHE CHEWS ON TH E SIDE OF
HIS FACE.. OR ANY OTHER PART OF HIM.
MANY BREEDERS MUZZLE THE FEMALES- PERSONALLY- I DON'T... I FIND THE
MALES GET ALOT MORE POLITE IF EXPOSED TO THE FANGS OF A FEMALE WHO IS NOT IN TH
E MOOD. THEY LEARN TO SAY "MAY I?"
.I HAVE OFTEN SAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE GODS HAD IN MIND WHEN THEY
DESIGNED CANINE REPRODUCTION.
IN THE INTEREST OF USEFUL INFORMATION.. IF THE TIE DOES NOT LAST MORE THAN
5 MINUTES, IT DOES NOT COUNT. OUR RECORD IS 55 MINUTES.
BREEDING HER IS ACALCULATED RISK--- BUT WE CAN NOT COUNT ON NOEL-- WHO
DID NOT CONCIEVE LAST TIME--- OLIVE HAD SUCH A SPECTACULAR LITTER WHICH
INCLUDED YELLOW OPAL AND BENTLY PLUS 5 SPECTACULAR SERVICE DOGS PINK TEAL
TAUPE ( 3 MERLES --NOTE NAME = WRONG COLOR) STANLEY AND SPARKLE.
WE NEED PUPS..HOPEFULLY THE CAMERA CROWD HANGS IN THERE AND KEEPS THEM
FED.
SOMEHOW I AM SIGNED UP FOR A QUOTE OF TH EDAY-- AND I ALWAYS READ THEM--
TOTALLY BELIEVING FATE DROPS AMAZING THINGS IN YOUR LAP IF YOU ALLOW IT...
YESTERDAYS QUOTE IS FROM BILL COSBY
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“I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is
trying to please everybody.”
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RIGHT... I MUST NOT WAVER IN THE BACK TO BASICS OF BEING MORE CAREFUL
ABOUT WHO ACTUALLY HANDLES THE DOGS--- IF THEY COME UP TO YOU ... FINE..
BUT YOU MUST NOT USE YOUR MUSCLES TO ALTER THEIR BEHAVIOR IN ANY WAY.
UNLESS YOU HAVE HAD INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTION FROM ME FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS.
THE LESSON OF THE TIGHT LEASH IS EXTREMELY CRITICAL TO THE TRAINING . IT
IS PAINFUL TO ME TO SEE ANY DOG PULLING AGAINST A COLLAR OR HARNESS--- AND ALOT
OF THESE HANDY DANDY ANTI PULL CONTRAPTIONS ACTUALLY CAUSE TH E DOG TO PULL--
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THESE "GENTLE LEADERS" WHICH THE DOGS ABSOLYTELY HATE--
SOME GET RESIGNED TO THE STRAP AROUND THEIR NOSE.
BUT WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THE USUAL TRAINING COLLAR?
THE NAME IS WHY.. IT WAS CALLED A CHOKE COLLAR-- IT IS LESS OF A CHOKE
COLLAR THAN THE USUAL LEATHER COLLAR WITH TH DOG DRAGGING THE OWNER AROUND
GAGGING ALL THE WAY.
THERE IS 5 MILLION DOLLARS OF TRAINING IN THE ONE SENTANCE... IF A DOG THINKS OF PULLING, YOU QUICKLY PULL THEM INTO POSITION NEXT
TO YOUR LEG AND TOTALLY RELAX THE LEASH.
IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY-- THAT IS 99% OF WHAT CESAR DOES-- THAT IS ALL... AND
YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING ABOUTTHE 5 MILLION...
EVEN THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE PIT BULL WE HAD HERE ON ONE SUNDAY STEW- GOT
PULLED BACK IN PLACE BY ME MAYBE 3 TIMES AND THEN SAID" OH IF I SIMPLY STAND
AND WALK NEXT TO HER- THAT THING DOES NOT TIGHTEN"- THEN I TRIED TO TRAIN THE
OWNER- THAT WAS THE HARD PART.
OUR FINISHED PRODUCT--- IS A DOG YOU CAN TAKE INTO THE CAFETERIA, LOAD UP
YOUR TRAY WITH FOOD AND DRINKS= AND WITH YOUR LEASH IN TH E SAME HAND AS THE
TRAY, WALK TO YOUR TABLE WITHOUT GIVING IT ANOTHER THOUGHT.
THAT IS CONTROLLING YOUR DOG WITH TRAINING..... BUT IT STARTS AROUND THE
FARM-- NOT ONLY THE PROGRAM OF ANTI TIGHT LEASH ( AND WE USE
ONLY ROPE ND RING AROUND THE FARM)---STICKING YOUR HAND IN FRONT OF THEM TO HOLD
THEM FROM GOING OUT TH EDOOR.-- PULLING THEM ONTO YOUR LAP... PUSHING THEIR REAR
END DOWN-- PICKING UP A PUPPY TO PUT IT IN SOMEONE'S LAP--NOT UNLESS THAT
PERSON HAS SOME DISABILITY THAT PREVENTS THEM FROM GETTIN DOWN ON TH E FLOOR
AND LETTING TH E PUPS COME TO THEM--
PICKING UP PUPS IN GENERAL MUST NOT BE DONE BY ANYONE BESIDES OUR 5 YEAR
PEOPLE-- AND NEVER A CHILD.. KIDS DROP DOGS- AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR A KID
TO HAVE A PUPPY "SERVED" TO THEM.
I HAVE BEEN LAX.
WELL I AM BACK ON DUTY... LOOK OUT.
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NOW FOR THE THANK YOUS-- I HOPE I DON'T FORGET ANY.. THE MOST AMAZING
THINGS ARRIVE BY FEDEX AND UPS... EVERY ONE USEFULL
PLUS IT GEVES THE PUPS CARDBOARD BOXES TO PLAY WITH .
AN OUTDOOR PROPANE HEATER-- WHICH WE MAY NEED TOMORROW IN THE T T ENT FOR
STEW.. TO ADD TO OUR FIREPLACE..
DOUBLE ENDED SNAPS-- I HAVE USED THEM ALL UP ALREADY PUTTING TOGETHER CHAOS
PUPS DAYTIME PLAY PLACE-- THEY BEAT ELECTRIC TYET WRAPS-- BECAUSE WE CONSTANTLY
CHANGE CONFIGURATIONS.
BOWLS-- WENT FROM CARTON TO USE... AND PAILS...
THAT MEAT SLICER WE GOT LAST WEEK IS IN CONSTANT DEMAND-- SAVES HOURS OF
KNIFE AND BOARD.
A COUPLE BEDS.. AMAZING BEDS STUFFED INTO SMALL CARTONS THE PUFF OUT TO
FIT A DANE... WILLOW LOVES HERS INSTEAD FO A PILE OF FLUFFIES.
VITAMINS-- ALWAYS IN NEED.. TH E ONE A DAY. TYPE... NOTHING
EXOTIC...
RUBBER WAFFLE BALL TOYS-- THEY CAN CARRY THEM SOOOO EASILY
AND A FEW CHEW TOYS.. SAVES THE FURNATURE...
MACCADAMIA NUTS- ALREADY GONE ALONG WITH THE HIGH TEST HAWAIIAN COFFEE--
GONE.
ALOT OF NICEITIES WE COULD NOT HAVE AFFORDED
OUR OVERNIGHT PERSON HAS LEFT SO I AM ON DUTY AND THEY ARE SCREAMING
TIME TO GET THE SPOON OUT.
