WE DID HEAR FROM EXPLORE -- 2 MORE YEARS OF SUPPORT--- ( AND CAMERAS ) THAT IS BIIIIIIIGGGGG NEWS... and 300k
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HOW CAN I BE IN A VENTING MOOD AFTER THAT???? .... IT TAKES PRACTICE
NOW ABOUT KEEPING ANIMALS ON CAMERAS... TODAY I WILL TRY AND GET TEH DONKEYS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG... I DO NOT APPROVE OF WHERE TEHY ARE... BECAUSE NEITHER JANINE OR I CAN SEEE THEM ON A DAILY BASIS-- IT TAKES A "PRACTICE'D EYE" AND THE VOLUNTEEERS HERE CAN GET ALL UP[SET ABOUT A FLY BITE ON AN EAR, AND MISS THE FACT THAT THE DONKEY IS ON 3 LEGS. - BESIDES WHRERE THEY ARE MEANS THE DOGS ON THAT SIDE HAVE NO RUN...
........YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW TEH COMPLICATIONS PILE UP...APRIL RAin...= manure mud= mess=tractor with tie rods wearing out = car needing attention about brakes = trailer too heavy to get down our drivewaqy with a load...and me without time to sit at teh dealer while they do teh brake thing.... put on top of that someone critizine me for wanting to get the grass seed planted before i worry about the muddy manure.
i am thrilled to have most the camera people help keeping these new comers straight.... but there is always someone.....
so ... just in case you don't know... water runs down hill..... shlt happens- and when it does it just stays there on no particular time schedule....
grass on teh other hand- has a time frame... get it down before teh april showers- othewise IN AUGUST, it will take miles of green hose and gallons of well water-- our tOwn water bill can be as high as 900$ a month without wTERING GRASS.
I THINK MAYBE I HAVE A NEW RULE.. YOU MAY NOT RIP AWAY AT ME ON FACEBOOK FOR MY MANAGERIAL DECISIONS UNLESS YOU CAN JUGGLE 4 BALLS AT ONCE---
IN NEW YORK WE WOULD CALL THOSE PEOPLE SIDEWALK SUPERINTENDENTS.
NOW WITH THE INTERNET.... NEGATIVITY ABOUNDS... WE DON'T NEED THAT... SO KEEP ANYONE LIKE THAT GOING IN A MORE POSITIVE DIRECTION-- OR HAVE THEM PRACTICE JUGGLING.
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. I AM NOT ALONE ON THE HAIR BIT THERE WERE SEVERAL IN AGREEMENT.... ..........I FORGET WHO SENT THIS....
I CANNOT TELL YOU THE NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE SENT EMAILS TO FEMALE REPORTERS ASKING THEM WHY THEY ARE HIDING THEIR FACE. THREE OF THEM CHANGED THEIR HAIR STYLES WITHIN 24 HOURS OF RECEIVING MY EMAIL. NOW, WHETHER IT WAS MY EMAIL OR NOT THAT WAS THE REASON, I WILL NEVER KNOW, BUT THAT CONSTANT JERKING OF THEIR HEAD TO GET THE HAIR OUT OF THEIR EYES MAKES ME CRAZY, AND I SOON FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED TO THE POINT WHERE I AM CONCENTRATING ON THEIR HEAD JERK AND NO LONGER ON WHAT THEY ARE SAYING!!! I'VE ALSO SENT MESSAGES TO MALE REPORTERS WITH DISTRACTING HAIR STYLES. HERE'S AN EMAIL I SENT TO A FEMALE CNN REPORTER WHO HAD TWO WADS OF HAIR HANGING DOWN ON EITHER SIDE OF HER HEAD...I THINK SHE, AND OTHERS, THINK THIS HAIR STYLE MAKES THEM LOOK SEXY:
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I SEE IT WORSE THAN THAT- WHEN I SEE ANYONE WITH "UNATTENDED HAIR" THAT STANDS OUT FROM THEIR HEAD MOR THAN AN INCH OR TWO-- I IMMEDIATELY THINK ...BUGS/FLEAS .. IT COMES FROM MY ANIMAL EXPOSURE-- BUT--- THEY ARE THERE-- MAYBE IN AN APPARTMENT YOU COULD LOOK LIKE YOU'D BEEN STRUCK BY LIGHTENING... BUT ON A FARM.... LONG BLOWING HAIR CAN GATHER MOSS AND ALOT OF OTHER THINGS....CREEPY CRAWLIES HAVE NO BOUNDRIES...
THEN THERE IS THE PERSON WHO'S UNATTENDED HAIR GOT CAUGHT IN AN ELECTRIC DRILL, GOT TANGLED AND SCARRED HER FACE BADLY
AS I WROTE FOR ADI-- THE BEST EMERGENCY PREPARATION IS TO NOT RUN THE ELECTRIC CORD UNDER TEH RUG IN THE FIRST PLACE.
