Monday, January 21, 2019

JAN 21 2019

COFFEE WILL BECOME   EXTINCT????  TALK ABOUT BAD NEWS---NOW THAT IS REALLY GONG TO BE A PROBLEM. 
 I WATCH VERY LITTLE ACTUAL TV---  I MEAN---- IF DR POL IS NOT ON , I GRAVITATE TO THE SCIENCE CAHNNEL IN HOPES OF THE MYTHBUSTERS WHICH IS SOMETIMES REPLACED BY  EXTREME ENGINEERING DISASTERS.. WHICH I DO FIND ENTERTAINING....  LAST NIGHT DR POL WAS REPLACED WITH A "WHICH ANIMAL EATS WHICH ANIMAL" -so that was out...  AND I WENT TO THE  SCIENCE /ENGINEERING  CHANNEL -

 I SWEAR I WAS SOBER - THEY TALKED OF CREATING ENERGY WITH A VERY LIGHT REFLECTIVE FILM  THE SIZE  OF THE STATE OF TEXAS  WHICH WOULD ENABLE US TO GET TO SOME GALEXY 74 BILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY-- GIVE OR TAKE A BILLION..

WHO IS PAYING THESE PEOPLE? ----SOMEBODY PHOTOGRAPHED  A PRETTY BIG- BY MY STANDARDS-  FLIMSY FLOPPY TENT SHAPED THING IN SOME AIRPORT  HANGER WHILE SOME RAtional looking man explained about the texas size FILM and aliens. I TRIED  TO RELATE THE COST OF VIDEOGRAPHERS TO PUT TOGETHER THAT 60 MINUTE AS WERE OUR  COST AT THE 20 MINUTE ON OUR WEB.  I AM 100 % BEHIND THE LECTURE ON CREATIVITY BY KEN ROPBERTSON( TED LECTURE) 

IF I HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE CHANGES  THEY USE IN THE WEATHER CHANNEL MAPS TO ILLUSTRATE RAIN  VS SLEET  VS  SNOW- YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW I RESIST CHANGES PERTAINING TO COFFEE AND ALIENS.
I CAN REMEMBER......
IN COLLEGE-- A FRIEND ( JACKIE-- NOW DARWIN'S WIFE) TOLD  ME OF A REALLY FUTURISTIC PLAN OF CARRYING AROUND A PIECE OF PLASTIC TO BUY GROCERIES.  I FIGURED SHE WAS 100% NUTS...  I TOTALLY LACKED THE ABILITY  TO CONNECT TEH PLASTIC WITH THE WORD INTERNET -  WHICH WAS ANOTEHER INTANGABLE CONCEPT I WAS   UNWILLING TO   ACCEPT.
SO HERE I AM- WATCHING SOME  GUY EARN  HIS LIVING BY TELLING ME IN ALL  SINCERITY THAT ALIENS that got here with the energy from a flim the size of texas   that..  MIGHT OPT  TO STUDY OUR SOCIETY BY  EATING PORTIONS OF OUR FEET.... and i watched it  !!

I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS  OUR SOCIETY DESERVES IN THe FIRST PLACE.
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if that  concept earned someone a buck-- then i have every reason to tell you what i really think about the idea that the  va has for animal assisted therapy.
 the basic concept is a wonderful one animals-- particularly dogs- really help to undo what people do to themselves. 

the va  wanted our input on  having therapy  dogs come  to their  group sessions on fridays- the concept is valid but the result they are esxpecting comes from a better relationship with the dog than a few pats on the head. the "approved therapy dog"  on a leash ( with a gentle leader) for an hour on a friday just will not cut the mustard...  the best idea is one dane to one veteran    like scot and dash ( making a message out of a mess video)    but that is beyond the capabilities of the va- at least at the moment. and there are  all sorts of steps along the way  -- like a facility dog which is owned/managed and taken home  by  one of the people who work there...  possible but complicated...

let me start with the fact that - all i have to do is walk into that complex of 80  attached buildings and i am surrounded by veterans patting my dogs smiling away like they have not smiled in years ( according to the "professionals " there) 

so what would  i do???  given a few bucks and a small space in  the sprawling  military compound... hold your hat...
i would start a doggie day care- ..which would mean that  people in the surounding towns would come and drop off theii  relatively well behaved- and interesting--  family pets  to be entertained for the day -  managed by  the veterans --- oh you would have some sorting to do ..just like they do in all doggie day cares..  so make provision for that -  exercise?  there are inner courtyards already  plus  those 80 building are all attached by  tubes and hallways-- a joggers loop-- 
 try and tell me that  something like these 11 pups in a- nearly- spotless clean room- like our kitchen- would not attract someone who needs to be attracted, instead of being assigned to a group therapy session.

if i can cause a traffic jam of people with just bentley and sizzle imagine what i could do with a megan's march of teh 11-- make that-- what megan could do marching teh 11...

i could run such a doggie day care--- not that i want  the job...... but i sure could plant the seed. - and i know of a person who runs a huge an effective doggie day care center-- so there is an experienced  population to draw  from.
get away from the  "approved  inspected" therapy dog concept and go with someone who runs a commercially successful out fit already- someone who copes with  the odd dog problem and does not get bent out of shape easily.
teh sight of 11 pups running down those horribly sterlle  hallways would do wonders for the place.
an "animalepisodes"  like crew ( bu college kids)   would have no problem in pulling  that one off.

i rest my case..