PUPPIES--- WOW... WITH THE BRUTAL TEMP, THEY ARE LOOSE IN TH E HOUSE...( MEANING I AM BACK WEARING LEATHER
CHAPS ON MY LOWER LEGS..).-- THEY ARE VERY BEHIND IN THEIR SOCIAL SKILLS.. CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS -
BUT TRAINING HAS TO BE AHEAD OF BOTH... HANDLING PUPS COMES FIRST - WAY AHEAD OF LAUNDRY FOLDING AND FLOOR
MOPPING WITH THE FANCY STEAM MOPPER....-- THOSE THINGS MUST BE DONE WHILE THE PUPS ARE SLEEPING... IF THEY ARE AWAKE AND ROAMING AROUND.. THERE ARE THINGS TO DO..... MEGASN IS NOW COMING IN TO MARCH THEM AROUND THE FIREPPLACE ( TOO COLD OUTSIDE) --- WHEN SHE DID THAT YESTERDAY, I NOTICED THEY AVE NO RESPECT FOR TEH TAPPING OF THE SPOON ON THE CONTAIINER.. WHICH MEANS THEY ARE NOT BEING SPOON FED PROPERLY... INITIAL SPOON FEEDONG IS SHOVE AS FAST AS TEH OPEN MOUTHS APPEAR-- LIKE BABY BIRDS-- HOWEVER... WE ARE SUPPOSED TO GET TO NAMING EACH ONE AS THE SPOON GETS SHOVED-- THEREBY MAKING PROGRESS TOWARD THE "WAIT" COMMAND SO USEFUL WHEN IT COMES TO ENTERING AND EXITING A CAR...
IF THE OBJECT WAS TO SHOVE FOOD AT THEM, WE COULD SAVE TIMEE AND PUT IT IN A DISH... WHENEVER YOU HANDLE
AN ANIMAL YOU ARE TRAINING IT--INSTEAD OF LEARNING TO WAIT FOR A COOKIE TO BE PLACEDD IN THEIR MOUTHS
.........THEY ARE LEAPING AT MY FINGERS SO THAT I NEED TO GO BACK TO THE SPOON BEFORE I LOOSE TOO MUCH BLOOD
ON THEIR TINY CANINE TEETH.
MY FAULT-- I WAS NOT WATCHING TO BE SURE PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF THE EXERCISE...
I WOULD BET A PLUG NICKLE THAT TEH PUP JERI TOOK WITH HER IS FAR BETTER STARTED THAN OUR SIX. GOTTA
PLAY CATCH UP... I AM ON IT NOW.
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LINDA BROUGHT US AROUND TO SDP'S BASIC PURPOSE---- WITH HER DESCRIPTION OF A RECIPIENT SHE MET
WHO BURST INTO TEARS AT THE THRILL OF GETTING AROUND ENOUGH TO FOLD LAUNDRY.... THAT GOES BACK TO
YESTERDAYS DD ABOUT THE THRILL I HAD IN THE MRI MACHINE TO BE TOLD.... "OK.. NOW YOU MAY SWALLOW"
AND WHAT IS REALLY CRITICAL IN THE THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR.---- I HAVE THE TENDENCY TO BE THANKFUL FOR
THE FACT THAT COSTCO NOW SELLS PRIME ROAST BEEF, WHEN IN FACT I SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE FACT
I HAVE A PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH.
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MY MONUMENTAL DECISION YESTERDAY WAS TO SEND OUT 3 SAMPLE PACKETS TO OTHER EXPLORE CANINE CAMERA
PEOPLE WITH SOME OF OUR POO PICKERS-- I DO THINK WE HAVE THE FINEST POO SYSTEM- I WROTE A LETTER TO
INCLUDE WITHT TEH PICKERS-- THEN THREW IT OUT AS TOO LONG FOR ANYONE TO READ.. THEN I THOUGHT... NO....
THE DD--- SO HERE'S WHAT I DECIDED NOT TO SEND BECAUSE IT IS TOO LONG.
AN IDEA TO SHARE---
I WOULD NEVER PORTEND TO BE AN EXPERT ON MUCH OF ANYTHING... WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF
“THE PICKING OF THE POO” ... MOSTLY BUT NOT LIMITED TO... DOG ELIMINATIONS.
I FEEL I MUST SHARE MY QUALIFICATIONS - YEARS AGO AS COMPUTERS BEGAN TO HAVE A MOUSE... THERE WAS A GREAT
NEED FOR SOMEONE TO PROVIDE A MOUSE FOR A PHOTOSHOOT AT MANY STUDIOS IN BOSTON.. ARMED WITH ONE OF
THOSE WIRE SCREEN UMBRELLAS DESIGNED TO KEEP FLYS OFF BBQ FOOD, PLUS A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. I WOU LD
GO TO THE STUDIOS WITH SOME MICE... EITHER WHITE STORE BOUGHT-OR GREY BARN TRAPPED. ALL NAMED “MICKEY” ,
THEY WERE KEPT ON THE PHOTO SET BY THE “FOOD UMBRELLA” TIL IT WAS IN THE RIGHT POSITION... I WOULD FLIP UP
THE UMBRELLA AS THEY SNAPPED THE SHOT SEEN ROUND THE WORLD IN TECH MAGANEZINES-- THE TINY BIT OF
“BROWN RICE” MICKEY OFTEN LEFT BEHIND WAS EASILY SCOOPED WITH TIOLET PAPER - I WOULD BE HANDED A CHECK
FOR $150. F0R MY EXPERTISE IN THE MAMAGEMENT OF NOT ONLY MICKEY, BUT THE BROWN RICE TEHFOR 2 MINUTES
“WORK” AND TAKE MICKEY HOME TO TURN LOOSE IN THE BARN- INTO AN ALREADY ESTABLISHED COMMUNITY OF
BI COLORED MIC.E.
ON THE OTHER END OF THE SPECTRUM, I WAS CALLED ONTO SUPPLY A SHAMPOO’D COW TO WORK WITH JERRY VAN DYKE
IN A STUDIO IN BOSTON..IT WAS APPROPRIAELY CALLED -“HIGH OUTPUT” ... BEING THE EXPERT THAT I WAS CONSIDERED
TO BE, NO ONE QUESTIONED THE 6 BAGS OF KITTY LITTER I STACKED IN THE CORNER-- I KNEW AHEAD OF TIME
THAT-BECAUSE OF THE SPLATTER FACTOR.... IT TAKES 35 POUNDS OF KITTY LITTER PER COW, PER HOUR TO CONTAIN THE
FLUIDS AND SEMI FLUIDS THUS PRODUCED. I KNOW THESE THINGS.
I HAVE LECTURED INTERNATIONALLY ON THE TOPIC OF POO COLLECTION- LAST TIME IN TORONTO, MY CO- SPEAKER
PRESENTED A METAL CHUNKY VOMIT PICKER. THIS WAS DECLARED NOT AS EFFICIENT AS MY POO PICKERS BECAUSE
ONCE USED YOU WERE LEFT WITH A VERY DIRTY CHUNKY VOMIT PICKER.
SDP’S PICKERS WERE ALSO CITED FOR THE FACT THAT ANY ORGANIATION COULD INVOLVE THEIR INTERESTED PUBLIC
BY GETTING THEM TO MAKE UP THE 3 X 6 CARDBOARDS OUT OF THEIR MORNING CEREAL BOXES--- 4 CARDBOARDS WITH
A FOLDED GROCERY BAG BETWEEN THEM SLIPS NICELY IN TO A PERSON’S BACK POCKET.
THEY MAY PRODUCE PERSONALIED POO PICKERS BY WRITING FUNNY THINGS ON THE CARDBOARD TO CHEER THE
PICKERS OF POO. SUPER POO’S HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO HAVE A WET WIPE BETWEEN THE CARDBOARDS TOO..
FOR HAND OR FLOOR WIPING.
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WE HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE AT THE MOMENT... :)
