LORD THY SEA IS SO GREAT AND MY MIND IS SOOOOO SMALL--- OR WHATEVER THAT IS.
I AM MANAGING THE NEW COMPUTER-- IT IS NOT ALOT WORSE THAN THE OLD ONE AND ALL THE PROBLEMS I HAD WITH THAT...
SIMPLE THINGS LIKE THIS SIGNATURE AT THE BOTTOM SAYS WE HAVE 22 DOGS OUT-- AND WE HAVE 55 PLUS MOBILITY IS SPELLED WORNG-- SO I CHANGE THEM BY HAND WHEN I REMEMBER BECAUSE I CAN NOT TAKE THE 3 HOURS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE IT OTHERWISE..
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AND THEN THERE IS QUICKEN...
I WANTED TO START A NEW SYSTEM SO I COULD GET A BETTER LINE ON THE CATAGORIES-- ESPECIALLY TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN SDP EXPENSES AND MY PERSONAL ONES .
154 YEARS AGO I WROTE MY OWN PROGRAM TO MANAGE MY EXPENSES AND THAT OF THE WANT ADVERTISER MAGAZINE FOR WHOM I WAS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. IT WAS BEFORE WINDOWS OR EVEN A COLORED MONITOR... BLACK AND WHITE AND SIMPLE TO PROGRAM... WELL BEHAVED-- WAS MOR LIKE IT.
BACK THEN
CATEGORY 38 WAS MY PERSONAL UTILITIES EXPENSE AND 381 WAS WANT AD RELATED---- SIMPLE THING TO HAVE SDP UTILITIES BE 381 WHICH IT HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS....AUTO IS 10 AND SDP AUTO 101 -- insurance 18 AND 181 -- etc----IN MY HEAD ...THAT IS JUST HOW IT IS...
BUT FOR REPORT MAKING AND SORTING PURPOSES THE UTILITIES FOR SDP SHOULD BE CATAGORY 138 WITH THE 1 IN FRONT-- THEN THEY WOULD SORT BETTER/FASTER.
SO I TURNED ON QUICKEN START UP LESSON.....- AND WITH DIFFICULTY I FOUND THE NAME OF MY BANK-- AMONG 7 OTHER BANKS WITH THE SAME NAME... AND PRESSED CONTINUE./
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE-
ALL BY ITSELF in less than 10 SECONDS ----IT DECIDED I WANTED TO DOWNLOAD ALL MY RECORDS, PUT CHECKS IN CATAGORIES TOTALLY UNFAMILIAR,, ADD THINGS, SUBTRACT THINGS, AND GIVE ME A REPORT IN PINK,GREEN AND PURPLE DECIDING MY CLOTHING EXPENSE WAS OVER BUDGET LAST JUNE.
TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. I WANTED TO SIMPLY ADD ONE CHECK AT A TIME FOR 2013 -- WITH MY OLD CATAGORY NUMBERS THAT are seared in my head.
I DO NOT WANT IT TO TELL ME IT IS TUESDAY, THE FRIDGE NEEDS DEFROSTING AND VAN NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE.. JUST DO THE BOOKEEPIPNG PART OF MY LIFE.
TALK ABOUT INVASIVE....
SO IF ANY OF YOU COMING HERE KNOW THIS NEW QUICKEN PLEASE HELP ME..
IF YOU ARE NOT 100% FAMILIAR WITH IT, EVEN DISCUSSING IT WITH ME WILL MAKE ME WORSE.
I CAN LEARN... BUT AS ALL AROUND HERE WILL TELL YOU, IT IS A PAINFUL PROCESS..
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I CAN HEAR THUNDER
I LIKE THE RAIN-
I CAN STILL LAY FLOOR IN THE RAIN... THOSE PILE OF COBBLESTONES ARE CALLING TO ME... IT IS LIKE HAVING A SAND BOX IN WHICH TO PLAY IN THE DIRT.
I HOPE EARLENE AND PAUL CAN COME OUT TO PLAY TODAY...
THE T TENT NEEDS MASSIVE REORGANIZATION WITH THE NEW EXTENSION/ANNEX
BIGGEST CONSIDERATION IS HOW TO ORGANIZE IT SO IN INCLEMENT WEATHER WE CAN PUT THE CHICKEN SH#T TABLE UNDER COVER THERE SOMEHOW AND STILL HAVE IT ON CAMERA-- WHILE MANAGING TO FEED 100 PEOPLE IN THE SAME AREA...
EARLENE !!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!
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SPEAKING OF HELP
WE HAD A NASTRY MISHAP WITH THE MAIL LAST NIGHT---
UNFORTUNATELY ONE OF TH E PACKAGES UPS DELIVERED WAS MARKED
WHOOPIE PIES
THIS WAS APPARENTLY NMOR THAN OUR MAIL ROOM STAFF COULD HANDLE
AND THE PACKAGE GOT OPENED BEFORE MAIL CALL AT 5PM...
WITH SEVERAL WHOOPIES MISSING. EVEN THO THE PACKAGE WAS ALL RE-SEALLED
THE FACT THAT SOMEONE HAD FILCHED A FEW WAS OBVIOUS..
SO WE HAVE A WHOOPIE PUZZLE TO FIGURE OUT...
THERE WERE 2 PEOPLE NOTICEABLY MISSING FROM MAIL CLL
NAMELY TRACY AND SHEILA... WHO HAD BOTH RUN OFF LEAVING A FAINT TRAIL OF WHOOPIE CRUMBS
I AM TOLD THEY ALSO HAD WHITE FUZZY MUSTACHES...
TO BE CONTINUED
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WE DID MANAGE TO GT THE LEXAN WINDOWS ON THE PORCH AND SEVERAL SHELVES IN PLACE TO HANDLE OUR GROWING OVERFLOW.
PROBLEM IS-- IT IS ALL STUFF WE NEED TO HAVE ACCESS TO 43% OF THE TIME-- THE REST OF THE TIME IT IS STUFF OF WHICH TRIP-OVERS ARE MADE.
PARKINSONS LAW - OR ONE OF THEM--- CLUTTER WILL ACCUMULATE TO FILL AVAILABLE SPACE
WE NOW HAVE MORE SPACE.
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SHOULD BE A BUSY DAY-- AND SH#TTING IS TOMORROW...
THE NUMBES ARE PRINTED -- AS IS THE LIST OF DONORS... SO I AM READY
I LOVE IT WHEN IT IS SOLD OUT-- FOR SEVERAL REASONS-- ONE BEING, I CAN PRINT THE NECESSARY PAPERWORK BEFORE THE DAY OF... THIS IS MUCH LESS STRESSFUL
TO NEED A LIST OF DONORS IN ORDER TO TELL WHO WON. AND HAVE THE PRINTER RUNOUT OF INK, IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO ATART A SH#TTING DAY..
SO I AM READY TODAY...
OTHER THAN THAT......
