Friday, December 16, 2011

Dec 15, 2011


OTHERWISE KNOWN as today's tirade-


ANIMAL traINING-

THERE IS A WHOLE TRAINING LESSON HERE- IN AUTOMATIC BEHAVIOR.


IN OUR KITCHEN- WE DUTIFULLY HAVE TRASH-- PLASTIC--CANS-- GLASS

AND MOST OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE GET IT STRAIGHT

---NOT ALL--- BUT MOST..

EVEN THE MOST RELIABLE WERE TOTALLY THROWN OFF THEIR STRIDE YESTERDAY BY THE REVERSAL OF THE "CANS" AND " PLASTIC"


I AM SURE... SOMEONE SWEPT THE KITCHEN-- AND IN RETURNING THE CONTAINERS TO THEIR LOCATION REVERSED THEM... BECAUSE PLASTIC WAS IN FACT PLASTIC IN THE BOTTOM BUT 1/2 WAY UP IT ALL TURNED TO CANS... AS PEOPLE AUTOMATICALLY PITCHED TO THE LOCATION.... NOT TO THE SIGN THAT SAID "CANS"


I DO NOT THINK A DOG WOULD HAVE MADE THAT ERROR.


WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US?

AND WE ARE SUPERIOR----WE CAN READ...


OR SO THEY SAY..

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I AM NOT SURE THAT IS TRUE EITHER--- YOU CAN HANG ANY SIGN YOU WANT ON A HARNESS THAT SAYS DO NOT DISTURB-- GET LOST--- OR WHATEVER--- AND PEOPLE WILL NOT READ IT ..


THE ONLY TIME I HAVE HEARD OF ANYONE READING A BADGE IS WHEN I GAVE MELISSA A PATCH FOR ANNIE THAT SAID "ASK BEFORE YOU PAT"


THAT POINTS OUT THAT I HAD A GAP BETWEEN READ AND THINK

BECAUSE ONE OF ANNIE'S CHORES IS TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT MELISSA IS DEAF.

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AUTOMATIC BEHAVIOR?

THERE ARE HUGE LEGAL RAMMIFICATIONS OF HAVING A FLIGHT OF STAIRS WHERE ONE STEP IS HIGHER THAN THE REST.


WE PATTERN QUICKLY AND THEN ANYTHING THAT CAUSES US TO THINK IS WRONG.


ESPECIALLY IN POLITICS.

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ALL THIS CAME ABOUT BECAUSE I WENT TO A CHAIN LINK DEALER WHO HAD HIS OFFICE IN HIS CELLAR--- ONE STEP WAS DIFFERENT-- AND I TRIPPED 3 TIMES BEFORE I THOUGHT ABOUT WHERE MY FEET WERE.

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NOW DOGS.....

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WE HAVE CONCENTRATED ON CHARLIE--- AND HE IS DOING WELL


CRIMSON MUST HAVE BEEN STUNG BY A BEE--- BECAUSE LATELY SHE JUMPS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN SHOT IF YOU TOUCH HER REAR END--- SPINMMING 180 DEGREES. THAT WILL BE A GOOD ONE TO GET RID OF.


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UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NOTHING TO CUT AND PASTE--


COME ON GUYS---- THERE ARE A FEW WE HAVE NOT HEARD FROM IN A BIT..

I NEED MATERIAL

OBVIOUSLY