Sunday, September 29, 2013

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING--  NOW THERE IS AN OXYMORON IF EVER THHERE WAS ONE....THERE IS  ONE AD THAT HAS BEEN ON ALL NIGHT-- FIRST OF ALL --I DON'T KNOW WHY..... I DON'T THINK I AM IN THE MARKET TO HIRE A TRAIN - OR EVEN A PIECE OF ONE... BUT THE PART THAT I THINK NEEDS INVESTIGATION IS THE  "MOVES A TON OF FREIGHT 500 MILES ON A GAL OF FUEL."  THEY MUST START IN DENVER AND END UP IN KANSAS CITY.. HOW DID THEY MANAGE THAT STATISTIC
 IT'S  ONE FOR THE MYTHBUSTERS,
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SCARLOTT IS TOSSING HER COOKIES--- EXCEPT NO COOKIES TO TOSS-- AND SHE DDID NOT WNT TO EAT EITHER--- 
IT IS COMMON FOR GREAT DANES TO THROW UP EARLY MORNING IF THEIR STOMACH IS EMPTY--  ONE OF THE PUPS JUST THREW-- AND I GOT OUT THE LITTLE CANS OF FOOD --  GAVE THEM A SPOONFULL- AND THEY QUIT-


 ONE OF THOSE CHARMING IDEAS OF DANE OWNERSHIP-- A BEDTIME COOKIE -- OR A BEFORE BREAKFAST SNACK  AND THEY DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THE PROBLEM OF YELLOW GOO
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SPEAKING OF TREATS... BAILEY -- AT THIS MAILCALL DEAL  WHERE SHE GETS THE BASKET OF MAIL-- SHE HAS DISCOVERED THAT THE PACKAGES SOMETIMES HVE DIFFERENT KINDS OF TREATS-- YESTERDAY SHE GOT TO PICKING OVER THE SEVERAL KINDS OF TREATS IN THE ONE CARTON-- AND SHOWED ME SHE PREFERRED ONE OF THEM..  I WIL EXPERIMENT WITH THAT TODAY...

YESTERDAYS MAIL WAS HUGE-- AND WE STILL HAD NOT DONE THE FRIDAY MAIL BECAUSE OF NO CAMERA.
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HOLES... YES-- THEY ARE PREPARED...  BOTH TH E RAINBOW BRIDGE AND THE FLAGPOLE ONE  ---  BUT  THERE WERE NOT ANY AVAILABLE CEMENT MIXING TYPES TO  HELP US ALONG SO THERE THEY SIT. HOPEFULLY THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING TODAY WHO WILL THINK IT FUN TO MIX CEMENT. WE NEED ALOT OF IT.  THE LAND IS FILLED SO IT LACKS UNIFORMITY.. HOPE THAT DOES NOT CAUSE A PROBLEM...   THAT IS A LONG POLE...
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WIERD THING-- THERE ARE MANY ROUND HERE... 

 SOMEONE FOUND A BREAKIFST BOWL OF SOME KIND IN MY FREEZER--  HEATED IT UP A ND GAVE IT TO ME DURING SOME DAILY DOGGIE PRODUCTION...  ABOUT A DAY LATER I THOUGHT--- GEE THAT WAS A GOOD BREAKFAST-- EGG POTATO BACON  AND CHEESE.. AND LAST TIME AT COSTCO-- I TRIED TO FIND SUCH A THING.. I HAD NO IDEA OF THE NAME /PACKAGEING ETC...
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SECOND PART-- THERE IS A WOMAN IN TEXAS WHO SENDS US ABOUT 6 PIECES OF CARDBOARD EVERY DAY-- FOR MONTHS-- WITHOUT FAIL--  CAREFULLY CUT CEREAL BOXES  3X6   ---SO YESTERDAY--- OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE-- I DECIDED TO SEE WHAT SHE WAS EATING FOR CEREAL--- AND PIECED TOGETHER THE  6  POO PICKERS--- AND PUTTING THE PUZZLE TOGETHER, THERE WAS THAT BREAKFAST BOWL---APPARENTLY A JIMMY DEAN PRODUCT...

WHY OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE DID I DECIDE YESTERDAY TO PUT THOSE PIECES OF CARDBOARD TOGETHER I  DO NOT KNOW...  VERY STRANGE...

HOWEVER---NOW I KNOW WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR....
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AS FOR EATING IN THE T TENT----
- THERE IS ONE VOLUNTEER WHO HAS BEEN ADAMANT   ABOUT RECYCLING THE PLASTIC WARE THERE.
WELL I AM NOW JOINING THE CAUSE-- NOT BECAUSE OF RECYCLING... BUT I DO NOT WANT TO PICK UP THE STUB OF A FORK AND SPEND 20 MINUTES TRYING TO FIND THE 4  TINES---- THOSE POINTY THINGS THAT WOULD COST OVER $500 TO REMOVE FROM SOME DOG'S GUT SYSTEM...  THT PLASTICWARE IN THE TRASH IS A PERFECT STORM--- IT IS COVERED WITH FOOD THAT SMELLS GOOD.  AND THAT PLASTIC MAKES SUCH AN INTERESTING SNAP AS IT BREAKS.

SO LETS GET A JUG OUT THER FOR RECYCLING PLASTICWARE-- WITH CAREFUL PLANNING  WE COULD USE AN OLD PRETZEL JAR-- THEN JUST ADD DISHWASHING SOAP... SHAKE... RINSE... AND BE BACK TO GROUND ZERO.
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 THE TIPI IS LOOKING BETTER BY THE MINUTE  DUE TO TRACY'S DINING ROOM RUG-- WHICH SHE NEVER LIKED????  IT LOOKS GOOD IN THERE..  ANNE IS BRINGING
SMALL TABLES BECASUSE THIS WILL BE THE "OFFICE " MAYBE??? PAPERWORK HANDLING???  PARK IN THE FLAT FIELD  COME IN THRU THE ARENA, AND BARN AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIPI TO BE "SIGNED IN"  WHERE YOU CAN ALSO GREET ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE HERE IN SPIRIT  WITH THEIR PICTURES LINING THE TIPI..
SOMEHOW PEOPLE MUST THEN HAVE ON SOME LABEL THAT IDENTIFYS THEM AS HAVING SIGNED THE PAPERWORK-- PERSONALLY I LIKE THE DUNKING A FINGER IN INK...  WEARING A BADGE IS   ANOTHER WAY...  WHATEVER WE DO -- THE ENTIRE CROWD MUST BE AWARE AND  IDENTIFY ANYONE NOT PROPERLY SIGNED IN...

TO BE DISCUSSED...

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