GETTING ON WITH PLANS---WHILE ANALYZING EVERY
PHART....
OLIVE DID GET UP AND PAW A SLIGHT BIT-- THEN FELL ASLEEP
AGAIN...
MEANWHILE NOEL HAS WRECKED EVERY SOFA IN SIGHT ---OLIVE--
TAKE A LESSON...
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-- IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED
re: THE BRICK BUYING TO HELP US WIHT THE FOOD AND HEAT AND
PUPPY CARE IN N GENERAL... THAT WE FORM A SHATUPON SOCIETY--WHICH WOULD HAVE TH
E VERY EXCLUSIVE MEMBERSHIP OF THOSE WHO'S DONATION RECIEVED THE GIFT ONLY A HEN
CAN PROPERLY GIVE. THE MEMBERSHIP WOULD ALLOW YOU ONE NIGHT ( 2 DAYS ) OF
PPP ( PUPPY POO PICKING ) WHILE RESIDING IN OUR GUEST CABIN WITH A DANE OR TWO
FOR COMPANY.
WE WOULD PROVIDE YOU WITH ALL THE EGGS YOU CAN GATHER WHILE
NOT UPSETTING THE 4 NASTY ROOSTERS IN RESIDENCE,
THE OVERNIGHT WOULD BE TRANSFERRABLE ( FOR THOSE LIVING TOO
FAR AWAY)
THIS CHANGE IS IN CONCEPT ONLY....AT THE
MOMENT...
IF THIS CHANGE WOULD UPSET ANYONE SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER BELT
UP.
SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO NOT ADAPT WELL TO CHANGE-- MOST NOTEABLY
ME...
SOMEONE MOVED MY SCRAPBASKET AND UNDERNEATH MY DESK IS NOW
FILLED WITH SCRAP PAPER..
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SOMEONE SENT ME THIS SIGN- AND BECKY THOUGHT SHE COULD FIND
SOMEONE TO MAKE IT UP FOR US.
THIS PROPERTY IS A FARM
FARMS HAVE ANIMALS
ANIMALS MAKE
FUNNY SOUNDS
SMELL BAD
AND HAVE OUTDOOR SEX.
UNLESS YOU CAN TOLERATE
NOISE, ODORS AND
OUTDOOR SEX
DON'T BUY PROPERTY
NEXT TO A FARM.
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SOOOOOO... THESE PUPS OF OLIVE'S HAVE GOT TO BE
WALTERS
WHICH MEAN SATURDAY OR SUNDAY
OR MEGAN DID NOT COUNT RIGHT-
HOPEFULLY SOON--
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SHELIA AND I BROKE SOME KIND OF RECORD YESTERDAY
34 TUBS OF BEEF WERE CHIPPERED IN THE GARAGE
WHICH IS NOW LINED IN TARP TO CONTAIN THE FLYING
BEEF.
THE FLOOR WILL GET SWEPT AND TOSSED INTO THE CHICKENS
FIELD,
AND I WILL SHAMPOO MY HAIR IN THE SHOWER WHILE STANDING OVER
THE WOOD CHIPPER.
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WHAT DO THE SIMPLE FOLK DO?
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MEGAN MAY HAVE FIXED MY PHONE--
ONE OF MY MAJOR GLITCHES WAS TO GET UP EVERY MORNING AND TURN
THE THING
ON AND HAVE IT TELL ME I WAS NOT CARLENE... AT WHICH POINT
I WOUL D HAVE TO SCREAM.
IF I AM NOT ME THEN WHO AM I? ---- WHICH I THINK IS FROM A
B'WAY SONG.
WRONG WAY TO START THE DAY.
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WE HAVE CHANGED SEVERAL PEOPLE SCHEDULES
HILLARY HAS GIVEN UP HER SATURDAYS- AND IT WILL TAKE AT LEAST
3 PEOPLE TO TRY AND TAKE HER PLACE...
MARIA BECKY AND MOLLY ALONG WITH LAURA
AND IF MOLLY CAN DO THE AFTERNOON FEEDING 3 TIMES A WEEK-
THEN MEGAN CAN LEAVE AT 3 ( USUALLY TAKING PUPS WITH HER
ANYWAY)
HILARY WILL CONTINUE WITH THE 2 OVERNIGHTS-- OVERNIGHTS WILL
GENERALLY BE UNCHANGED.
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SHELIA HAS BECONE FIXATED WITH THE LAUNDRY PROBLEM
IT IS LOGISTICAL..
IT STARTS IN THE HOUSE WITH AN ARMFUL WHICH GETS THROWN ON
THE PORCH THEN PICKED UP IN A GOLF CART AND DROPPED OUTSIDE THE
LAUNDRY..
PROBLEM BEING IF WE HAVE A LAUNDRY CONTAINER-- WHICH WOULD
LOOK BETTER-- WE STILL WOULD NEED TO LIFT IT ONTO THE GOLF CART SOMENOW-- AN
THEN DO A DROP AND LIFT AGAIN AT THE LAUNDRY DOOR.. ( STORAGE OF SOILED LAUNDRY
INSIDE TH E BUILDING IS NOT PLEASENT-- )
AND RAIN FALLS DOWN AT EITHER END-- TO COMPLICATE
MATTERS.
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I MET WITH MARIA'S ACCOUNTANT YESTERDAY AND HE SUGGESTED I
BREAK DOWN A COUPLE OF NUMBERS I HAD ON THE 990_( AS IT CLEARLY ASKS ME TO DOand
i have avoided it for years)-- this business of assets-- our assets are pups and
dogs-- the irs actually told me to put that there once...this cpa type said i
really ought to put in the bank bal fwd-- not a problem it agrees with a lot
of other places on the form
SHE TURNED AROUND AND IS PAWING A
LITTLE
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ANNE IS COMING OVER TO BE SURE I HAVE THIS STUFF READY TO
EMAIL TO THE ANNENBERG FOUNDATION
IT IS NEARLY READY... SO I MUST AWAY...
